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Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
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Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
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Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
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Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Dopuna: 22 Jun 2006 0:54
Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!
Dopuna: 22 Jun 2006 0:57
Kyle: Cartman, you have such a fat ass, that when people walk down the street they go, 'God damn, that's a big, fat ass.'
Cartman: No, they don't, you jealous weakling.
Passing Man: God damn, that's a big fat ass.
Dopuna: 22 Jun 2006 1:03
Cartmen:God has told me how to make 10 million dollars!
Stan:how?
Cartman: Boy band.
Stan: Boy band?
Cartman: Boy band.
Stan: I'm not being part of any faggy boy band.
Cartman: Theres nothing faggy about 10 million dollars, asshole.
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