Acid_Burn ::Ako neko nadje ceo text ugovora ima gajbu piva po izboru od mene
Challenge accepted!
Ali bolje da imas spremljenu gajbu, jer dolazim po nju.
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C-Men.
Dopuna: 14 Mar 2012 22:16
Jel moze ovako nesto (pretpostavljam da si ovo i ti nasao) :
Citat:Skynet clause (0206)
Specifies what happens if:
one friend needs help to destroy an artificial intelligence he's created and that's taking over Earth.
Body Snatchers clause (0206)
Specifies what happens if:
one friend needs help to destroy someone they know who's been replaced with an alien pod.
Godzilla clause (0206)
Specifies what happens if:
someone threatens to destroy Tokyo.
Over-night guests notification clause (0406)
There has to be a 24-hour notice if a non-related female will stay over night (0321)
Article 1, Section 3 (0210)
call for an emergency meeting
Section 7, subsection B (0421)
No.9 "The right to bathroom privacy is suspended in the event of force majeure"(0421)
The shower can have at most one occupant, except in the event of an attack by water soluble aliens. (0421)
Section 8: “visitors”, subsection C: “females”, paragraph 4: “coitus” (0322)
“Roommates shall give each other 12 hours notice of impending coitus.”
Section: “television and movies” (0322)
“Roommates agree that Friday nights shall be reserved for watching Joss Whedon's brilliant new series Firefly.”
Section 9: “miscellany” (0322)
“The apartment's flag is a gold lion rampant on a field of azure” and should never fly upside down—unless the apartment’s in distress. (0322)
If one of the roommates ever invents time travel, the first stop has to aim exactly five seconds after this clause of the Roommate Agreement was signed. (0322)
Section 74, C (0402)
The various obligations and duties of the parties in the event one of them becomes a robot.
Addendum J (0421)
"When Sheldon showers second, any and all measures shall be taken to ensure an adequate supply of hot water." (0421)
Citat:Since the “Sweaty Night of 06”, Sheldon has control of the thermostat in the apartment (0302), which was later confirmed by Leonard and is set at 71 degrees (0322)
Leonard has the right “to allocate fifty percent of the cubic footage of the common areas”, but only if Sheldon is notified in advance by e-mail. (0322)
“Pets are banned under the roommate agreement, with the exception of service animals“ like cybernetically-enhanced helper monkeys (0321)
"Thursday nights are Franconi's Pizza nights." (0421)
"The selection of a new take-out restaurant requires public hearings and a 60-day comment period." (0421)
Citat:Sheldon states that the Roommate Agreement contains a clause that all ties will be settled by him. Leonard affirmed this, but underlined that he didn’t sign that clause, while Sheldon argues that whilst Leonard disagreed, he agreed, so, the tie clause is made valid. (0322)
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Dopuna: 14 Mar 2012 22:19
A sad daj Pivo, makar pola gajbi zasluzio sam makar tolko.
trazio zvuk umesto da sam odmah stavio android aplikaciju 
