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Poslao: 20 Jan 2010 22:19
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- Sirius
- Moderator foruma
- Sad radim sve ono što pre nisam stizao.
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''Neka me zgazi tramvaj ako lažem''
''Hej, šefe, koji ti je vrag?''
Duško Dugouško
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Registruj se da bi učestvovao u diskusiji. Registrovanim korisnicima se NE prikazuju reklame unutar poruka.
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Poslao: 21 Jan 2010 00:18
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- Gde živiš: shumadija
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Kad Gidra ide prvi put kod prijatelja i kaze zeni Dari...
`Ti Daro malo pricas,al glupo.. `
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i meni mozda dva najaca monologa iz filma otpisani....
1)kad Prle muva snajku na potoku.....
2)kad Ciga Milenkovic i ortak kradu gumu na kolima...`hehe sitna zene,decica,znate kako Okupacija,reko vidimo napustena stvare,pa da napravimo deci opanci.......
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Poslao: 21 Jan 2010 08:06
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- Sirius
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''Grešiš, sinak, ovaj - mislim, silno grešiš''...
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Poslao: 22 Jan 2010 09:01
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- MoscowBeast
- Nepopravljivi optimista
- Civil Works Team Leader @ IKEA Centres Russia
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- Gde živiš: Moskva, Rusija
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Čikaške Perverzije
- E... Kad zaronim, vidim joj macu! Idi vidi!
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- Jesi vid'o?
- Ne mogu da razaberem...
- Pa jesi otvorio oči?
- Si normalan? Pa da mi uđe voda u oči?!
Duško Dugouško i dva HilBilija
Stresi kapi kao ker
u brlju se pruži,
tu se malo, kao prase,
malo prokaljuži!
Obe ruke pruži,
čvrsto svinju drži
pa je onda pusti
nek se valja sama.
Kolac zgrabi iz ograde
partnera odvali
kud god stigneš, po kolenu
leđima i glavi!
Zamah gore, zamah dole
po glavi ga mlati
samo pazi, samo pazi
da ti ne uzvratiiii...
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Poslao: 22 Jan 2010 10:47
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- tuzor
- Legendarni građanin
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- Gde živiš: U Kraljevstvu duha
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Nenadmašni Piter Selers kao inspektor Kluzo u serijalu "Ružičasti Panter":
- Do you have a rheumm! (umesto "room" - soba). Naravno, kada hotelijer teškom mukom ukapira da Kluzo traži sobu, sledi čuveno: - Yes, a rheumm... that is what I have been saying you idiot!
- I arrest you, Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious pink Lytton.
- Wax is NOT just wax. In this case it is a clue. Domestic wax, Belgian Wax, French Wax, English Wax...
- Follow that car! (Vozač taksija napušta vozilo i trči za pokazanim autom. Kluzo sedi i dalje, ništa ne shvatajući)
- You fool! You raving Oriental idiot!
- I would like to take a closer look at your bawls.
- There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them.
- Do you have a licence for your minky? (umesto "monkey")
- I believe everything and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and I suspect no one.
Citat:As portrayed by Sellers, Clouseau's French accent became steadily more exaggerated in successive films (for example, pronouncing "room" as "reum"; "Pope" as "Peup"; "bomb" as "beumb"; and "bumps" as "beumps"), and a frequent running gag in the movies was that even French characters would have difficulty understanding what he was saying.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inspector_Clouseau
Dobri su i Alan Arkin i Stiv Martin u ovoj ulozi, ali jedan je (bio) Piter Selers!
Naravno, tu je i Kluzoov šef Drajfus:
- Compared to Clouseau, Attila the Hun was a Red Cross volunteer!
- What you've said, Clouseau, qualifies you as the greatest prophet since Custer said he was going to surround all those Indians!
- Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor. And then help me find my nose.
- Give me ten men like Clouseau and I could destroy the world.
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Poslao: 22 Jan 2010 12:43
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- Sirius
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''Screw is not enough'' (Miki Manojlović , Janko u filmu ''Nešto između'').
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Poslao: 22 Jan 2010 16:47
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- maxo95
- Super građanin
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Star Wars serijal : "May The Force Be With You"
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Poslao: 22 Jan 2010 17:05
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- saten
- Legendarni građanin
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- Gde živiš: Montmartre Quarter :)
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Tesna koža
-Sidoooo
-Šta je?
-Rodila si idiota!
Tri karte za Holivud
Grade onolike bolnice, Domove kulture a zatvori ovolicni... 
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