Vampire Diaries funniest quotes:
Damon: Some girls can't resist my good looks, my style and charm AND my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift.
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Bonnie Bennett: So, where is he?
Elena Gilbert: I don't know, you tell me. You're the psychic one, remember?
Bonnie Bennett: Oh, right I forgot. Give me a sec, gran says I need to concentrate.
Elena Gilbert: Wait, you need a crystal ball.
[hands her a beer bottle]
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Elena Gilbert: It's Ok Stefan, I get it. You have no idea how much i get it. Complicated brother? Check. Complicated ex? Check. Too complicated to even contemplate dating? Check. We met and we talked and it was epic, but then the sun came up and reality set in.
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.