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Poslao: 27 Mar 2023 17:03
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Ima i gorih fora. Pre dan-dva je jedna od naših novina (trio Blic-Danas-Nova, ne sećam se tačno koja) čije naslove izjutra preletim, prenela tekst neke od stranih novina koji savetuje sipanje veće količine sredstva za depilaciju u odvod da bi se uklonile nagomilane dlake.
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Poslao: 29 Mar 2023 11:28
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Napisano: 28 Mar 2023 17:20
Dopuna: 29 Mar 2023 11:28
*we WILL never finish.
Kondicional, ako ima IF mora WILL.
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Poslao: 30 Mar 2023 13:32
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Poslao: 31 Mar 2023 14:19
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A guy is standing in the London Zoo, drinking beer & enjoying the show.
Suddenly a little girl falls into the Crocodile pool.
The young man threw the can and jumped to get the girl.
He pulled her out to safety and handed her over to her crying mother.
The witnesses went on: "Bless you! That’s shows how a true brave British gentleman you are!"
Vlad replies: "No, I'm Russian."
The next day on British media:
"Drunken Russian tourist stole a meal from the crocodiles at the Zoo”
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