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- Pridružio: 22 Mar 2004
- Poruke: 835
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ACURA:
- Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
- A Car Usually Revved Adequately
- INTEGRA: It's Never Troublesome, Engine Great, Really Appealing
AMC:
- Another Major Catastrophe
- Always Misfires Constantly
AUDI:
- Automobile Unparalleled, Designed Intelligently
- Astonishing, Unparalleled, Design Incredible
- Automobile Under Demonic Influence
- All Unnecessary Devices Installed
- Always Unreliable, Disintegrates Instantly
BMW:
- Break My Window
- Break My Windshield
- Beautiful Masterpieces (on) Wheels
- Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
- Busted My Wallet
- Blown Motor Works
*- JPM, za vreme 2001 sezone Formule 1: Blown Motor, Why?
BUICK:
- Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CAMARO:
- Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?
- Can't America Make A Real One?
CHEVROLET:
- Capable, Handles Excellently, Very Reliable, Often Loaded, Excellent Truck
- Capable, Handles Excellently, Very Reliable, Often Lugs Exquiste Trailers
- Car's Handling Exquiste, Very Reliable, Odor- Less, Excellent Transportation
- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
- Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
- Razbijaced Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CITROEN:
- Car Is Trouble, Really Odd Engine Noises
- Can It Truly Run On Empty - Nope
DAEWOO:
- Darn, Always Engineered With- Out Originality
DODGE:
- Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
- Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
- Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
EDSEL:
- Every Day Something Else Leaks
- Every Day Something Else Lost
FERRARI (F1):
- Fast, Expensive Red Racecars Are Really Invincible
FIAT:
- Fix It Again, Tony!
- Ferrari, It Ain' T
FORD:
- Fix Or Repair Daily
- Found On Road Dead
- Found On Rubbish Dump
- Fast Only Rolling Downhill
- First On Race Day
- First On Recall Day
- Fails On Rainy Days
- Finally Obsolete Racing Device
- Foot On Road Decelerates
- Forwarded Once; Return Denied
- Forward Only; Reverse Defective
- Fork Over Repair Dough
- Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
- Fumes, Odors, Readily Detectable
- Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt, R.I.P)
- (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GEO:
- Good Engineering Overlooked
GM:
- General Maintenance
- Great Mistake
- Good Money
GMC:
- Grief, Misery, Combined
- Garage Man's Companion
- Gotta Mechanic Coming?
- Gods Mechanical Curse
- Great Mountain Climber
- Great Motor Car
GTO:
- Gas, Tires, Oil
- Get Tools Out
- Good To Own
HONDA:
- Had One Never Did Again
- Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
- Hallmark Of Non- Descript Automobiles
- Hallmark Of Non- Destructable Automobiles
- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
- How Odd, No Darn Acceleration
- PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
- ACCORD: Always Can Count On Reaching Destination
HYUNDAI:
- Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
INFINITI:
- It Never Fails In Normal Instances, Trouble Inconceivable
ISUZU:
- Intermitent Shocks Usually Zap, Uncomfortable
- Inquistive Souls Usually Zapped Unavoidably
JAGUAR (F1):
- Just Ain't Good, Underperforming At Racetrack
- Junk Aerodynamically, Grip Unavailable, All Reliability
- Junk Aerodynamically, Grip Unavailable, At Rear (of grid)
JEEP:
- Just Eats Every Part
- Just Empties Every Pocket
- Jinxed Engine, Extra Parts
KIA:
-Know It's Alright
LANCIA:
- Lacks Any Negatives, Car Is Awesome
LOTUS:
- Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA:
- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG:
- Money Guzzler
- Mostly Garaged
- MGB: Might Go Backwards
- MGF: Might Go Forward
MERCEDES:
- Materials Exquiste, Really Can Excite Driver, Exudes Status
MIATA:
- My Intention: Always To Accelerate
MITSUBISHI:
- Mostly It's Trouble, Sent Urgently Back, Irrepairable Shifter, H-pattern Issues
- Mostly It's Trouble, Sent Urgently Back, It's Something Hazrdous, Irrepairable
- Most Implausible That Someone Usually Buys It, Some Hazardous Issues
MOPAR
- Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
- Most Often Passed At Races
- Mostly Old Parts And Rust
- Move Over People Are Racing
- Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
- My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG:
- Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
- Massively Under Sized Tires And No Go
- Must Usually Send To A Nice Garage
NISSAN:
- No Issues, Should Start At Night
- Never Introduced, Something So Aesthetically Nice
- "Never" I Said, Send Another Near
OLDSMOBILE:
- Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
- Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
OPEL:
- Oh Problem, Engine Leaking
- Often Problems, Engine Leaks
- Often Parts Eternally Lost
- Oil Pressure Eternally Low
- Only Problems, Endless Liabilities
- Odd, Parts Everyday Lost
- Oil Pump Extremely Loose
- Older People Exit Limping
- One Problem - Electrocutes Leasee
PEUGEOT:
- Parts Ejected, Usually Gauges Express Overheating Trouble
PINTO:
- Put In Nickel To Operate
- Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
- Put In New Transmission Often
PORSCHE:
- Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
- Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
RENAULT:
- Renown Engineering, Never Attracts Unwanted Loathsome Thieves
SAAB:
- Send Another Automobile Back
- Sorry, Auto Always Broken
- Shape Appears Ass- Backwards
SATURN:
- Shoddy Automobile, Tires Undersized, Return Now
- Stalls Always, Trouble Usually, Runs Never
- Super Automobile, Too Underrated, Reliability Noble
SKODA:
- Slides, Keep On Dry Asphalt
SUBARU:
- Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA:
- Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
- The One You Ought To Avoid
TRIUMPH:
- This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
- Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
VOLVO:
- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW:
- Virtually Worthless
- Very Worthwhile
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