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Jedan se covek odlucio ozeniti. Dvoumio se izmedju tri devojke. Tada
pokloni svakoj po 5.000 $ i priceka da vidi sta ce one uciniti s tim novcem.

Prva ode u salon lepote. Uredila je kosu, telo, nasminkala se, doterala,
kupila novu odecu i sredila se vrlo lepo za tog coveka. Rekla mu je da je
sve to ucinila da bi mu bila sto privlacnija jer ga jako voli.

Covek je bio impresioniran.

Druga zena je otisla u prodavnicu da kupi coveku poklone. Kupila mu je
stapove za golf, neke nove komponente za kompjuter, skupu odecu. Dala
mu je te poklone i rekla da je potrosila sav novac na njega jer ga jako
voli.

Ponovo je bio impresioniran.

Treca zena je ulozila novac?na berzu. Zaradila je nekoliko puta vise
nego sto je ulozila. Vratila mu je 5.000 $, a ostalo stavila na zajednicki
racun. Rekla je da zeli ulagati u njihovu buducnost jer ga jako voli.

Naravno, bio je impresioniran.

Dugo je razmisljao o novcu, zenama, o tome sta su one ucinile s novcem
i tada je odlucio.

Ozenio je onu koja je imala najvece sise.

Takvi su muskarci.

NARAVOUCENIJE

Danas se u svetu potrosi vise novca na povecanje grudi i Viagru nego
na razvoj lecenja Alzheimerove bolesti. To znaci da ce 2040.g. postojati
siroka populacija starijih ljudi sa velikim, strcecim grudima i
cvrstom erekcijom, koji nece imati pojma sta da urade s tim.

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2040. god. hmm... pa dozivecu to hehehe zivi bili pa videli

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Ne znam jel bilo ali nema veze....nek se brise ako je bilo:

All I Wanted Was A Girl With .

When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with big tits. When I was 16, I
dated a girl with big tits, but there was no passion. So I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a
passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an
emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I
was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some
ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her
feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so
ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big tits.

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@leta
Jel se taj tekst odnosi na tu "obdarenu" devojcicu sa avatara ?
Pazi, moze neko dete i da nastrada od tolikih oblina

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m4rk0 ::@leta
Jel se taj tekst odnosi na tu "obdarenu" devojcicu sa avatara ?
Pazi, moze neko dete i da nastrada od tolikih oblina

nahhh samo je veoma simpaticna devojcica kao sto vidis