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a.. Kad sam imao cetrnaest godina, nadao sam se da cu jednog dana imati devojku.

b.. Sa sesnaest godina imao sam devojku, ali nije imala strasti, pa sam zakljucio da mi treba strastvena devojka sa zivotnim
zarom.

c.. U koledzu sam se zabavljao sa strastvenom devojkom, ali je bila suvise emotivna. Sve je bilo dramaticno, bila je kraljica drame, sve vreme je plakala i pretila samoubistvom. Tada sam zakljucio da mi je potrebna stabilna licnost.

d.. Sa 25 nasao sam veoma stabilnu devojku, ali je ona bila dosadna. Bila je potpuno predvidljiva i nikad se nije uzbudjivala ni oko cega. Zivot je postao toliko dosadan da sam zakljucio da mi treba malo uzbudljivija devojka.

e.. Sa 28 godina nasao sam uzbudljivu devojku, ali nisam mogao da drzim korak sa njom. Jurila je od jedne stvari do druge, nikad se nigde ne zadrzavajuci. Cinila je lude iznenadne stvari i cinila me je isto toliko jadnim koliko i srecnim. U pocetku je bila zabavna i vrlo energicna, ali nije imala nikakav pravac. I tako sam odlucio da nadjem devojku koja ima jasne ciljeve.

f.. Kad sam napunio 31 godinu, nasao sam pametnu, ambicioznu devojku, koja je stajala cvrsto na zemlji i nju sam ozenio. Ona je bila toliko ambiciozna da se razvela od mene i uzela mi sve sto sam imao.

g.. Sad sam stariji i mudriji i trazim devojku sa velikim sisama.

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To je ovaj tekst, samo je lose preveden...tj. ja sam ga dobila ovako, na engleskom...

All I Wanted Was A Girl With .

When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with big tits. When I was 16, I
dated a girl with big tits, but there was no passion. So I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a
passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an
emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I
was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some
ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her
feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so
ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big tits.

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To se u programiranju zove mrtva petlja

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for (;;)
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Ja sam tek skoro video text i extra je, bas.

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I onda zene komplikovane?

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@MonaLiza
Ma jok... Ako razmislis malo bolje, tako je. Nema tu mnogo price. Generalno ste lose, cast izuzecima.
Nema dobre zene.

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Zeljko_no1 ::@MonaLiza
Ma jok... Ako razmislis malo bolje, tako je. Nema tu mnogo price. Generalno ste lose, cast izuzecima.
Nema dobre zene.
Ili nema dobre zene ili cast izuzecima, odluci se A mi smo cvecke?

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@che
Cast izuzecima je izraz koji se koristi da se izuzmu prisutni-e.
Nismo cvecke... Generalno smo jadni, ugrozeni.
Cast izuzecima.