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Ovo je prijevod s hrvatskog. Molim samo neke gramatičke greške ako ima da mi ispravite..pa ujedno i naučim..hvala!
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Barack Obama died. After 10 years he asked God to let him visit the earth, to see the condition of America now.
God let him. Obama is coming to New York, walks into a bar, ordered a beer and asked the waiter what he thinks about how is now the state ,about the problems it has.
The waiter was surprised and said:
- What problems?
- Well, you know, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Ukraine ...
- It's all settled. Now there is peace and everything is ours.
- And Europe, Africa, the Middle East?
The waiter took a small globe from under the counter and shook it proudly:
- Sir, we are now Empire, the whole world is ours.
Obama joyful, proud and happy, drank that beer to the bottom, and said to the waiter:
- Thank you my friend! How much do I owe you?
- One ruble twenty kopecks ...

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Engleski je moj maternji jezik pa možda da pomognem ti. Ovo je kako ću da prevedem:

Barack Obama died. 10 years later he asked God to let him visit the earth, to see what America is like now. God let him. Obama went to New York, walked into a bar, ordered a beer and asked the waiter what he thinks about how the country is doing and about what problems it has. The waiter was surprised and said:

- What problems?
- Well, you know, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Ukraine ...
- It's all settled. Now there is peace and everything is ours.
- And Europe, Africa, the Middle East?
The waiter took a small globe from under the counter and shook it proudly:
- Sir, we are now Empire, the whole world is ours.
Obama joyful, proud and happy, skulled the beer (ovo je sleng) and said to the waiter:
- Thank you my friend! How much do I owe you?
- One ruble twenty kopecks ...

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