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Poslao: 14 Jul 2006 19:42
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- MANA
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Dobio sam ono shto sam najvishe zheleo dok sam bio u teshkim depresijama pre nekoliko godina.
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by jumping off of a tall building.
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Poslao: 14 Jul 2006 19:43
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While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.
heheheheh, komendija.
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Poslao: 14 Jul 2006 19:45
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Ruptured spleen .... .... boli me stomak ovih dana pa se nisam bas obradovao
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Poslao: 14 Jul 2006 19:54
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You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning.
ovo meni kaze
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Poslao: 14 Jul 2006 19:57
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You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop.
Od danas vise ne igram sah...
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Poslao: 14 Jul 2006 19:59
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While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.
Opac
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Poslao: 14 Jul 2006 21:40
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- tonca
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While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.
Isto kao i mariov. Znaci da se kloim bazena iznad koga se nalaze dalekovodi, ili nesto slicno...
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Poslao: 14 Jul 2006 22:00
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Nada mnom ce vanzemaljci da vrse eksperimente pa da me vrate na Zemlju u raspadnutom stanju.
Molderuuu, gdiii siiii... Pomagaj!!!!
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Poslao: 14 Jul 2006 23:35
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Citat:A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing you in the blast.
hahah 'oce to tako
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